vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via measurable)

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via asvprock)

2bainzz:

straight boy: you’re a bitch

me: yes and?

(via virused)

lmaoalien:

sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot todayimage

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via melimelishaa)

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

(via i-dont-like-pancakes)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via lubricates)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via pizza)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via hate)