azurish:

"So, have you met any nice boys at college yet?"

*turns up Tegan and Sara*

(via rayvnslezbyrinth)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via surmounts)

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

(via heart)

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(Source: confirmance, via hate)

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

(via ugly)

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

(via asvprock)

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

(Source: 420dongsquad, via gnarly)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via measurable)

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

(via heart)

oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

(via asian)

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

(via trust)